Time To Get a Bank of America Account

Don’t you wish, just once in your life, you could walk up to an ATM machine and it would spit out oodles and oodles of money?

Well, for one lucky Detroit resident it happened recently. Unfortunately for Bank of America, it happened to the tune of $1.5 Million….you read that right – million! It doesn’t look like the bank will be recovering the funds anytime soon, either.

So here’s the story – allegedly -Ronald Page, a BofA customer whose checking account supposedly only had a few hundred dollars, didn’t receive any insufficient funds notifications when he attempted to make cash withdrawals at the bank’s ATM. In fact, he didn’t even receive the traditional alert that he had reached his daily withdrawal limit. Instead, an ATM allowed him to continually take out as much cash as he pleased at ATMs and Michigan casino cash windows. How it got to $1.5 million is ridiculous.

So what did Page do with the money? Invest it and change his name? Squirrel it away in a Swiss bank account and leave the country? This was no criminal mastermind. This was just a man who stumbled on a treasure, and his luck appeared to stop once his ATM card dispensed the cash. He gambled it all away at three Michigan casinos. Now, he’s facing federal charges, and it looks like he’ll wind up in jail.

The story is laughable on both sides. It’s hard to believe that any checking account holder could believe that he would get away with collecting that much cash (and lose it that quickly). However, I think Bank of America looks even more foolish here. With all the advanced banking technology, you would expect the institution to catch on to the problem relatively quickly, but it took the Charlotte-based bank 15 days to put a stop on Page’s account. For a corporation that has seemed so concerned about profits for shareholders, that seems like quite a long time to let a rogue account holder drain his nonexistent cash flow.

Can’t you just see B of A trying to collect on these fees: Dear Mr. Page, unfortunately, your account is slightly overdrawn. Here is a summary of your fees: